WALKING TOURS OF/ON/IN THE GRID
* Once per day for the duration of this show I will conduct a walking tour of one square mile of the Champaign County asphalt grid.
* Please consult the accompanying map for specific locations, and the yellow sign-up sheet for dates and times. To sign up for a time, write your name and email address in the appropriate box.
* Please indicate (with a star next to your name) if you are allergic to, scared of, or just plain don't like dogs - if so, i'll leave Asa at home.
* I will meet you here (The Link Gallery) at the designated time. I drive a white Toyota Camry, walk a brown dog, and am really tall - you can't miss me....
* The walk, a total of four miles, will take between 1-2 hours depending on how fast or slow you want to move - no running allowed. This estimate does not including transit to and from the location.
* If you're concerned about accepting a ride/walk from a stranger, bring a friend or two.... I can accommodate two passengers and one dog or three passengers and no dog in my car.
* If the weather is bad, dress accordingly....
* Driving and walking are an inherently dangerous activities. I can not be held liable for anything bad (or good) that occurs during the tour.
* There will be a potluck gathering for all tour participants outside the south farms Graduate Painting Studio on Friday, April 11th at 6pm. Among other things, this will provide you an opportunity to swap tales from the grid....
* You will be asked to generate four questions (an average of one per mile) during the course of our walk - these questions need not pertain to the grid or the experience of walking, though they may.... I will pose your four questions to the person(s) on the following day's tour and we will in turn generate four new questions, and so on.... I may ask to record portions of our conversation.
* I am using the word tour in its loosest sense. I may or may not have previously been to a particular square mile of the grid - therefore I may or may not be able to answer your questions. This is a tour without a tourguide....
* This is not a joke....
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